I am on a mission to read all of the YA fiction.
Alright, you do the MCU now!
fair warning I have a one track mind when it comes to MCU characters…
Push off a cliff: Loki. He’d be fine. It’d be funny.
Frick frack: Bucky.
Set on fire: That random shield agent who’s supposed to be Crossbones
Wrap a blanket around: Bucky.
Be roommates with: Bucky. Or Steve and Bucky. Steve, Natasha, and Bucky. Steve, Natasha, Bucky, and Sam. Yes. Everyone.
I'll read PJO someday, lol. Umm, Game of Thrones!
oh gosh ok
Push off a cliff: Littlefinger. See how you like it.
Frick frack: Oberyn Martell.
Marry: definitely not Margaery, I’d somehow end up dead. An alive Rhaegar Targaryen? I don’t know.
Set on fire: Viserys, were he still alive.
Wrap a blanket around: you already picked Sansa for this one..so I’ll go with Sam.
Be roommates with: YOUNG GRIFF! I just really love Young Griff, and he didn’t fit into any of the other categories hahaha.
I'm gonna give you like five, but I'll start with Percy Jackson!
DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO READ PERCY JACKSON AND TALK TO ME ABOUT IT BECAUSE
YES JUST DO THAT.
Push off a cliff: I’m going with Octavian. What a douchebag.
Frick frack: Hmmmmm. Probably Jason.
Marry: I am 100% certain Frank would make the best husband
Set on fire: Leo, because I’d want to check out that fire immunity thing for myself, haha.
Wrap a blanket around: Nico for sure. That boy needs all the blankets and love he can get!
Be roommates with: Thalia! Or Piper (we could share groceries!)
- Push off a cliff
- Frick frack
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr
Someone do this
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Unfinished art/speed paint for a drawing of Bucky in front of a projector and remembering his past while watching a movie of him and Cap coming back from a mission. I’ll have to redraw that one one day, the art above was just a study so the projection on Bucky has zero accuracy.
There is nothing i would like better than just forget everything that happened Sunday night, but then you have fucking pieces of actual human garbage like Game Of Thrones Director Alex Graves, and I feel like I owe it to my own intelligence to spit in their face. I mean, Alex Graves, do you see this? You shot it. You were directing. You were there. Don’t tell me Cersei "wrapping her legs around him" makes it consensual, because it is not enough. Don’t tell me Cersei "kissing him aplenty" makes it consensual, because it is not enough. Don’t tell me Cersei holding on to the table to “get some grounding” makes it consensual, because it is not fucking enough.
Do you see Cersei, Alex Graves? You shot it. This is what you are defending. You fucking shot it.
So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.
However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.
In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.
Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help.
Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.
And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.
The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.
Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.
I think OP would enjoy HPMOR